Romantic Birthday Homecoming Ideas
by Mrs. Lady
(California USA)
How do I celebrate his welcome home from jail and his birthday at the same time?
Answer from The Romantic Birthday Queen:
Hi Mrs. Lady
Keep it quaint and simple on the first day. The things we take for granted, Are the things he misses the most.
You should know that by now the only thing and person he wants to see is you and or children. Hold off on the parties for A day or so. He will love the feeling of being in the comfort of home finally.
Make him feel as comfortable and missed as you can. The separation awkwardness isn't A cool feeling so fill in the gaps if any arrive.
Hang A couple of welcome home and birthday banners in the arrival area. Set out A nice vase with beautiful fresh flowers on A table. Include A card and A sentimental message. It will let him know your ecstatic to be able to breath his air again.
You could top it off with A homemade birthday gift basket. Place items you know he may need or like inside.
If not another easy gift idea would be to buy one of his favorite teams hats. Place A bottle of his favorite cologne or matching team shirt inside the hat. Wrap it in cellophane bag or gift bag with A bit of curling ribbon for looks.
Your going to have to make some home cooked food too. With him being gone so long, I'm sure he misses the taste of some down home cooking. "I hope you know most of his favorite foods." Make this meal the best and most flavorful one yet! Go ahead and show him your skills.
Food should be served to him. Serve the foods in this order:
- Salad or small Appetizer
- Main Course
- Small Desert or Mixed Desert Cocktail
Make sure you have candles going the whole time. A few ideas you could incorporate into the the day are:
- A nice long rub down. Massage everything from in between his toes. Moving up to his forehead and temples. I'm sure he misses being touched and rubbed. Those hard beds suck!
- Romantic birthday buffet for baby. Yes it's really simple and sweet. Simply get A snack tray or silver platter. Place A petite cake, fresh cut strawberries, grapes, melon balls, and cream, into separate small containers. Only use fruits he likes. Set it next to his flowers and card.
- Long drawn out hot relaxing bath. He might want to soak his body in A nice hot bubble bath. It's been so long since he's had the tub to himself.
- Cookie Cakes are different. You can make your own. Just get A roll of cookie dough smash it onto A pizza pan evenly and bake until done. Get some icing squeeze tubes and sugar happy birthday letters from the cake isle. Place A nickle sized dab of icing on the cookie before each sugar happy birthday letter is place on the cooled big cookie. Place 1 candle for his wish.
- Make sure you look stunning and exotic. It's such A turn on for him to see you looking hot. Get A fantasy outfit for later use. If not A birthday suit will work just fine.
- A picnic under the moonlight. It sounds fun, crazy, and romantic. You can set this up in your back yard. Sprinkle rose petals along the yard leading to your surprise birthday picnic for two.
Make it A small bonfire at night by using A fire pit to light up the night. Make smores, sip champagne or cocktails, eat strawberries and cream, or get tipsy all after your great dinner of course.
- End the night with A love making session. Bond with each other until you feel unbreakable to no ending.
Good Luck!

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